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I'm Here for the Food. Not the Event. — Unisex Tee
$26.95
You RSVP'd. You showed up. You fulfilled your social contract.The rest is just waiting for the food.Wear it. They'll understand.— Unisex fit. True to size.— 100% ring-spun cotton, soft and lightweight— Available in White, sizes M–3XL— Printed to order. Made for you. Ships in 3–7 business days.The Naked Wear — Your inner world becomes visible.
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Made to order. Each tee is printed just for you after checkout, so we don’t accept returns or exchanges for size or change of mind — please check the size guide. If it arrives misprinted or damaged, we’ll replace it free — just start a request within 14 days.