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Here for the Food Not the Event — Anti-Social Tee
$29.99
You RSVP'd. You showed up. You fulfilled your social contract.The rest is just waiting for the food.Wear it. They'll understand.— Unisex fit. True to size.— 100% ring-spun cotton, soft and lightweight— Available in White, sizes M–3XL— Printed to order. Made for you. Ships in 3–7 business days.The Naked Wear — Your inner world becomes visible.
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Color
Size
Fit, fabric & care
- Fit
- Unisex classic fit — straight body, mid-weight, true to size. Between sizes or want it roomier? Size up one.
- Fabric
- Soft mid-weight cotton (heather colours are a cotton/poly blend), side-seamed with a ribbed crew neck and shoulder-to-shoulder taping.
- Direct-to-garment ink cured into the fabric — soft to the touch, no heavy plastic patch, no cracking.
- Care
- Machine wash cold inside out, tumble dry low, no bleach or ironing directly on the print.
- Shipping
- Printed in 3–5 business days, then 3–7 days in transit. Free over $39.90.
Add to cart, shipping & replacements
Made to order. Each tee is printed just for you after checkout, so we don’t accept returns or exchanges for size or change of mind — please check the size guide. If it arrives misprinted or damaged, we’ll replace it free — just start a request within 14 days.