Collection
Dark Humor
For the people who laugh because the alternative is crying. Brutally honest, darkly funny, unapologetically real.
About the Dark Humor collection
Sarcastic shirts and deadpan one-liners for people whose coping mechanism is a joke. Read the room before you wear it.
These are the loudest things we make, which is saying very little — they're still small type on a plain tee. The humour is dry rather than crude, so most of them read as a plain statement until someone actually parses it.
Black garments carry these best; the white ink is laid down with a light underbase so it stays opaque through repeated washes instead of fading to grey. Wash cold and inside out and the contrast holds.
Best for: Group chats made physical, gifts for the friend who replies to bad news with a joke, and anywhere a full slogan tee would be too much.
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Products in this collection
"I Am Exactly Your Type" Classic White Crewneck T-Shirt
$19.95
I Need Space T-Shirt — Minimalist 'I NEED SPACE' Graphic Tee
$19.95
"I'm a Red Flag but the Material Is High Quality" T-Shirt
$19.95
Red Flag Minimalist T‑Shirt
$19.95
Letters That I Never Sent — Envelope Graphic Tee
$29.99
Turn Off My Feelings — Minimal Crewneck Tee
$29.99
Loved Heart Bandage — Healing Graphic Tee
$29.99
Here for the Food Not the Event — Anti-Social Tee
$29.99
Materials, fit & care
- Materials
- Mid-weight combed cotton on solid colours; heather shades are a cotton/polyester blend for a softer drape. Side-seamed with a ribbed crew neck and shoulder taping so the collar keeps its shape.
- Fit & sizing
- Unisex classic fit, true to size, XS–5XL depending on the design. Straight body, no tapering. Size up one for a relaxed or oversized look; between sizes, size up.
- Printing
- Direct-to-garment ink cured into the fabric rather than pressed on top — soft to the touch, breathable, and no cracked plastic patch after a few washes.
- Care
- Machine wash cold inside out with like colours, tumble dry low, no bleach or fabric softener. Don't iron directly over the print.
- Shipping
- Made to order in 3–5 business days, then 3–7 business days in transit. Free shipping on orders over $39.90.
- Replacements
- Because each tee is printed for you, we don't take change-of-mind returns — but misprints and damage are replaced free within 14 days.
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