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You Are Too Close — Funny Introvert Personal Space Tee

$29.99

This lightweight cotton tee speaks with quiet confidence. A small, deadpan chest print reading “YOU ARE TOO CLOSE” adds wry humor and personal space diplomacy to everyday wear. The classic crew cut and soft ring-spun cotton drape easily over jeans or layered under jackets, while the tidy ribbed collar and tear-away label keep the silhouette clean and comfortable. Wear it on crowded commutes, outdoor markets, or lazy coffee runs — it’s a subtle, clever way to set a boundary without saying much at all.Product features- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth, waste-reducing finish- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to hold shape and prevent stretching- DTF/DTG printed graphics with pearlized tear-away inner label for comfort- OEKO-TEX® certified and ethically sourced cotton; EU 2-year warrantyCare instructions- Do not dryclean- Do not bleach- Tumble dry: low heat- Iron, steam or dry: low heat- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean

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Fit
Unisex classic fit — straight body, mid-weight, true to size. Between sizes or want it roomier? Size up one.
Fabric
Soft mid-weight cotton (heather colours are a cotton/poly blend), side-seamed with a ribbed crew neck and shoulder-to-shoulder taping.
Print
Direct-to-garment ink cured into the fabric — soft to the touch, no heavy plastic patch, no cracking.
Care
Machine wash cold inside out, tumble dry low, no bleach or ironing directly on the print.
Shipping
Printed in 3–5 business days, then 3–7 days in transit. Free over $39.90.

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Made to order. Each tee is printed just for you after checkout, so we don’t accept returns or exchanges for size or change of mind — please check the size guide. If it arrives misprinted or damaged, we’ll replace it free — just start a request within 14 days.