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Namaste Motherf*ckers — Funny Yoga Dark Humor Tee

$29.99

Peace out. Hands together. Eyes open.For the spiritually aware and socially done. The Namaste Motherf*ckers tee combines the serenity of a yoga studio with the honesty of what you're actually thinking. Minimalist hamsa hand design with a blue eye detail — sacred meets sarcastic.Wear it to your next class. Or your next family dinner. Let the universe decide.— Unisex fit, true to size— Soft ring-spun cotton— Available in multiple colors— Printed to order. Made for you.— Ships in 3–7 business daysThe Naked Wear — Your inner world becomes visible.

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Fit
Unisex classic fit — straight body, mid-weight, true to size. Between sizes or want it roomier? Size up one.
Fabric
Soft mid-weight cotton (heather colours are a cotton/poly blend), side-seamed with a ribbed crew neck and shoulder-to-shoulder taping.
Print
Direct-to-garment ink cured into the fabric — soft to the touch, no heavy plastic patch, no cracking.
Care
Machine wash cold inside out, tumble dry low, no bleach or ironing directly on the print.
Shipping
Printed in 3–5 business days, then 3–7 days in transit. Free over $39.90.

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Made to order. Each tee is printed just for you after checkout, so we don’t accept returns or exchanges for size or change of mind — please check the size guide. If it arrives misprinted or damaged, we’ll replace it free — just start a request within 14 days.